Instant Baby

I found this little tyke at the Outer Limits store on, you guessed it, my favorite shopping street in Toronto: Queen Street West! It's a life-sized pop-up two dimensional infant complete with easel stand. Product packaging claims:

• All the fun, practically none of the poop (not sure exactly what they mean by this...)
• Virtually unlimited attention span
• Cute as a frigging button
• Matches most decors

Finally, a product to help Purple Women^TM fit in with everyone else, without the hassle! You too can have your very own Instant Infant, according to this website which offers him for sale, this product was featured on the hit TV series Sex in the City. Personally, I've never seen this episode, but careful who you give it to. It could be taken as a cruel gift or a funny one, depending on the recipient.

Hey, maybe he could be used as a prop at an un-baby shower (tee, hee)? My cats are going to freak out if if I set this little baby up.


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