May 24, 2006

Instant Baby

I found this little tyke at the Outer Limits store on, you guessed it, my favorite shopping street in Toronto: Queen Street West! It's a life-sized pop-up two dimensional infant complete with easel stand. Product packaging claims:

  • All the fun, practically none of the poop (not sure exactly what they mean by this...)
  • Virtually unlimited attention span
  • Cute as a frigging button
  • Matches most decors
Finally, a product to help Purple WomenTM fit in with everyone else, without the hassle! You too can have your very own Instant Infant, according to this website which offers him for sale, this product was featured on the hit TV series Sex in the City. Personally, I've never seen this episode, but careful who you give it to. It could be taken as a cruel gift or a funny one, depending on the recipient.

Hey, maybe he could be used as a prop at an un-baby shower (tee, hee)? My cats are going to freak out if if I set this little baby up.


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4 comments:

Boxing Tomboy said...

Instant Infant. What'll they think of next? Instant hubands (smile)?

NikkiJ said...

Hmmm, and this one stays a baby...

twiga92 said...

Yeah, I like the staying a baby part. It's the growing up that gets me.

AlphaGirl said...

I run the opposite...once kids are old enough to actually converse with, then I don't mind.
Babies bore me...their arsenal runs the gamut from "I point to shiny things" to " I smile reflexively at anyone/thing" Hmmm...
I'd rather take 'tween/teen angst over that any day...
To each his own, I guess =)